*Online Premiere* A guileless woman named Turyn is taken for a surrealist ride to visit “The Club.” Lauren Ireland directs this absurd mini-short about the social habits of the young, the archetypes involved, and the dangers lurking. “Turyn Goes to the Club” finds our young protagonist (played by Ireland) swept up in a whirlwind visit to a dance club, spearheaded by her friends, Tiffany and Bobber, and propagating by anyone else around her. A self-proclaimed “high-heel girl” offers Turyn a tour of the restrooms where she meets the next round of strangers who act like friends, pressuring her to just have fun and not think about it, at least until the predatory men secretly wielding pills start creepin’ in. It’s all a blur, by design, an entertaining, well-executed romp through the ridiculous night life and personalities of our time. (4 Minutes). Directed by Lauren Ireland. Starring Lauren Ireland, Haley Rawson and John Trowbridge. Cinematography by Adam Uhl. Editing by Lauren Ireland. Producers: Haley Rawson, Lauren Ireland. Music by Ben Kling. Art Direction: Kit Sheridan. Production Manager: Jenna Grossano. Assistant Director: Ted Schaefer. Sound Editor: Hunter Berk. Sound Mixer: William Pawlowski.