*World Premiere* An ordinary man lives a dull life till his friend Chet comes over to stay for a few days. His friend ropes him into various schemes and generally makes a bunch of faux pas. His girlfriend mostly runs around without alerting him of her whereabouts. He escapes his dull day-to-day existence by watching the TV show New Cops and dreaming various scenarios involving him being the President of the United States and Chet serving as his adviser. Chet recommends they hire detective Flaherty to investigate a book heist at the local library. Directed by Timothy Morton.